Rosie O’Donnell put on an old-fashioned variety show last night. If you weren’t aware of the fact, you’ve got company: 295,000,000 Americans somehow missed the broadcast.
How’d Rosie do? Depends on whom you ask. Some say she bombed, while others contend she bombed. One glass-half-full critic boldly contends that she bombed but had a couple of decent skits. The consensus, however, seems to be that she flat-out bombed.